do-i-smell-watermelon:

timelady-of-221b:

fred-baby:

I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

Can you imagine though?
You’re walking around your house and then you see a really tiny Andrew Garfield running around in costume.

i thought we were talking about andrew garfield’s head on a spider’s body

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

avengors:

sorry I’m not sorry [x]

hecticinsideofme:

lilfagbitch:

"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."

FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.

Excuse me whilst I erupt into tears.

my-love-bravo:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

Horses

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

liminal-zone:

Don’t they get together in the end?

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

me: do you speak French?
her: yes!
her: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent
me: .........
me: ma mère dit que je dois rentrer à la maison en ce moment immédiatement
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